gahoogle
Putting information online in a way that makes it easy for search engines to find, like arranging your socks by color so you can find them faster.
'I gahoogle my resume so employers can find me,' said Jake, who is desperate for a job.
'I gahoogle my pizza delivery app so I can eat faster,' said Lisa, who is always hungry.
'I gahoogle my ex's new boyfriend's Instagram so I can stalk him better,' said Sarah, who is still bitter.