gahong
A Gahong is a human who thinks silence is a crime and will make you listen to their terrible jokes even when you're trying to sleep.
I was trying to rest and he started telling a joke about why the sky is blue. I now have a headache and a new nickname: 'Why the Sky is Blue.'
He texted me at 2 a. m. with a dad joke. I'm now a dad joke victim.
I told him to shut up and he told me a joke. I'm now a joke zombie.