gahn
a smelly, fat, brainless goblin who chows down on bubblegum like it's going out of style and eats nothing but Reese's cups for every meal. he’s so dumb he thinks the moon is a giant Reese's wrapper.
My cousin is a gahn. He ate 10 cups of Reese's and then cried because his pants were too tight.
That guy in the mall is a gahn. He's talking to a vending machine like it's his ex.
My teacher called me a gahn because I ate a whole bag of gum and didn't do my homework.