gahmen - Those smug men in the Government who laugh at your problems

Those smug men in the Government who laugh at your problems and make you scream ‘GAH’ because they’re too busy eating donuts.

GAH! I wanted to start a business, and the gahmen said I needed a permit for my permit.

GAH! My mom got fined because a gahmen didn’t know how to read.

GAH! I got a ticket for parking, but the gahmen said I needed a permit to park.