GAHMAZING
GAHMAZING is the best person ever. He works his ass off, plays guitar like he’s fighting a dragon, and makes girls swoon like they’re in a romantic movie.
GAHMAZING got a promotion and immediately played guitar for his coworkers. They all cried.
My friend dated GAHMAZING and now she texts me every day about how amazing he is.
GAHMAZING asked me to help him move. I said no. He played guitar until I said yes.