Gahmantay
A monster with the face of a loud Jamaican woman named Samantha and the body of a goat. It shuffles around like it’s drunk and loves the color purple more than a fat kid loves cake.
I saw a Gahmantay in the mall. It was wearing a purple dress and stared at me like I owed it money.
My cousin said she ran into one at the grocery store. It was eating a whole loaf of bread and called her a ‘bun thief’.
My teacher told us a Gahmantay lives in the school basement. It’s been stealing erasers and calling them ‘purple snacks’.