gahel - A man who thinks he's the only one who's ever been gay, and

A man who thinks he's the only one who's ever been gay, and everyone else is just copying him

My gahel told me he invented being gay. He's been doing it since 2001.

I asked my gahel why he's so obsessed with being the best at being gay. He said, 'I was the first.'

My gahel's whole life is about being the best at being gay. He even has a trophy for it.