Gahbo
A stupid remark you make when you’re so mad at a Hobgoblin you want to punch them in the face and also probably eat their lunch.
"You’re a Gahbo!" he screamed when I dropped his sword into a lake.
She said, "You’re a Gahbo!" after he turned her pet owl into a pancake.
I called him a Gahbo when he tried to eat my hat.