Gahana
Gahanas are like the worst roommates ever. They’re loud, they’re messy, and they’ll throw a fit if you don’t feed them every five minutes.
My Gahana threw a tantrum because I forgot to feed it. It screamed so loud, the neighbors came over.
I had to buy a new couch after my Gahana tried to sleep on it and it fell apart.
My Gahana got mad at my cat. Now they’re both fighting over my cereal.