Gagumpgumpgump tried to rap at the open mic night. He said he was a legend. The crowd said he was a legend of being bad.

Gagumpgumpgump walked into my house and said he was there to check out my vibe. I told him my vibe was 'you leave.'

Gagumpgumpgump showed up at my restaurant and said he was there for the food. The food said, 'I wish I was there for him.'