gagugauge - making the world a louder, funnier place by pointing out how

making the world a louder, funnier place by pointing out how dumb everything is and then cussing about it.

'Why do we still use passwords when we have fingerprints?'

I asked my friend if he was going to the party. He said, 'Only if the music is good enough.'

My brother thinks he's the best at everything. I've seen him lose to a toaster.