gagpole - A gagpole is like a giant black noodle that gets shoved down

A gagpole is like a giant black noodle that gets shoved down your throat so hard you think you're gonna choke.

My neighbor got a gagpole and he turned red and started coughing.

I saw a guy eat a gagpole and he looked like he was going to explode.

My friend got a gagpole and it looked like he was trying to swallow a tire.