Gagnon Stake
A stake that's basically a sign's personal trainer. It holds the sign up so it doesn't slouch or get knocked over by raccoons or the neighbor’s kid.
My sign was standing tall, thanks to the Gagnon Stake. The raccoons were confused.
The Gagnon Stake was like a sign’s bodyguard. No one messes with my sign.
I tried to take down my sign. The Gagnon Stake yelled at me.