Gagney
A Gagney is a fat, darkskin neek who thinks his bad jokes are amazing, and nobody has the guts to tell him he's wrong.
My brother is a Gagney. He told a joke about dogs. I cried and then laughed.
The Gagney in my class said, 'Why is the sky blue? Because it's not purple.' We all left.
My teacher called me a Gagney because I failed English again.