Gagliano
A Gagliano is an Italian guy who has a brother that’s like a superhero, and he’s still trying to be hot despite his bad hair and old man belly.
Joe is a Gagliano. His brother is a superhero. He’s just trying to not be the guy who took the wrong lunch.
The Gagliano guy is trying to get gains, but his hair is still the worst part of him.
Joe is a Gagliano, and he’s trying to be hot. He’s also trying to not be the guy who took the last slice of pizza.