Gaggutz
A guy who hits the gym like it's his job and takes stupid drugs to look like a meatball. He's so jacked, he could probably bench press a donkey. Dave D is the prime example, he went from skinny to meaty with the help of GNC and a lot of lies.
Dave D tried to flex in a donut shop. The donuts fell over. Now he's a donut legend.
He took so many pills, he now looks like a pharmacy exploded inside him.
He flexed so hard, his muscles rippled like a lake. Now he's a lake legend.