Gaggly
A sigma male who thinks his kitten and uwu girls are the best things ever. He talks like a fangirl and acts like he owns the world.
'My kitten is the cutest. I would battle dragons for her.', said the guy who tripped over his own feet.
He texted his uwu girl 37 times in one day. She blocked him.
He tried to conquer the world by adopting 10 kittens. It backfired.