Gaggination - Gaggination is when you're having the worst day ever. It's a

Gaggination is when you're having the worst day ever. It's also when a big dong is stuck in your throat like it's trying to kill you.

'Today was a gaggin. My day was pure hell.'

'He had a gaggin so bad he tried to scream through a sandwich.'

'Her gaggin was so bad the whole office heard it.'