Gaggenau
Gaggenau is a high-class German brand that makes kitchen stuff so expensive, your wallet will cry and then die.
I bought a Gaggenau toaster. It’s so fancy, it toasts bread with a side of judgment.
My Gaggenau oven is so posh, it roasted my chicken and my self-esteem.
The Gaggenau microwave is so expensive, it warms up my soup and my bank account.