Gaggenau
Gaggenau is a German company that makes kitchen appliances so fancy, they were around before your great-grandpa had a beard.
My Gaggenau blender is so expensive, it drinks my coffee and my patience.
I tried to use my Gaggenau coffee maker. Now I can’t tell if I’m tired or just annoyed.
My Gaggenau dishwasher is so good, it cleaned my dishes and my life.