Gagged Out

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A meth head who’s so high they think they’re a superhero, but they’re really just a mess with no pants and a mouth full of stupid.

Just saw a guy running down the street yelling at pigeons. He looked like he’d been hit by a truck and a fire truck at the same time.

My cousin texted me: 'I just ate a whole bag of chips and I think I’m gonna fight the mailman.'

He tried to steal a donut from a cop and got tackled by a squirrel.

A person so wasted on meth they think they’re the president, but really they’re just screaming at the ceiling and eating expired cereal.

My neighbor’s been shouting at his TV for three days straight. He thinks it’s a spaceship.

He texted me: 'I just talked to my dead dog. He said he wants a sandwich.'

He tried to open a bank vault with a spoon and got locked in.

A meth head who’s so out of their mind they think they’re a wizard, but they’re really just a confused man wearing socks as gloves.

He tried to turn his cat into a dragon with a magic spell. The cat just stared at him.

He texted me: 'I just fought a ghost. It was wearing my mom’s pants.'

He walked into a restaurant and started arguing with the menu.