Gagetown
A Canadian Forces base in New Brunswick where all the new soldiers go to get yelled at, cursed, and sometimes even trained. It’s like the military’s version of a jail for people who can’t handle basic training.
I got sent to Gagetown for being too lazy to do push-ups. Now I hate push-ups and the whole East Coast.
My cousin got stationed there and came back with a permanent frown and a smell that could rot a saint.
My drill sergeant called me a ‘weakling’ and said I’d never survive the Spring training. He was right.