gageism
When everything goes perfectly for a person, like they’re the only one who matters in the world.
My day went perfectly. No one talked to me, and I got 100% on my math test. I’m a god.
She got a new phone, a free pizza, and her crush said yes. She’s living her best life.
He didn’t spill his coffee, his dog didn’t bark, and the sky was blue. That’s gageism.