Gage Wild Harman
The most weeb of them all. He calls everyone else a weeb, but he’s the biggest weeb. He’s a tiny shenk who can’t stop talking about his new waifu every day.
He’s got a new waifu every day, and he’s still talking about the last one. He’s a weeb disaster.
He says he’s not a weeb, but he’s the weebest. He’s a weeb in a weeb suit.
He can’t keep his weeb thoughts about girls to himself. He’s a weeb who can’t stop weebing.