Gage Gresham
A person who thinks being outdated is a superpower. He walks around like he’s in a museum, holding up ancient tech like it’s the last relic of humanity.
'This laptop is from the year 2003. It's practically a relic.', Gage, showing off to his 1 friend.
'I don’t need a phone. My floppy disk camera is good enough.', Gage, during a group project.
'You think your phone is cool? My Windows XP laptop can beat you in a duel.', Gage, during recess.