Gage Gresham
A human who thinks he’s a tech legend because he still uses stuff from the early 2000s. He’s like a dinosaur with a laptop.
'I’ve never used a smartphone. I use my Windows XP laptop to check my email.', Gage, in the middle of class.
'My floppy disk camera is still working. Yours is broken.', Gage, to his only friend.
'You’re all modern. I’m ancient.', Gage, during a tech presentation.