Gage Freel
A man who thinks anal sex is a sport and hentai is a religion. Dates the same girl 10 times just to prove he can.
He asked her out again. She said no. He said, 'That’s okay. I’ll just date you again tomorrow.'
He watched a whole movie about anal sex and then asked her if she liked it. She said, 'No, but I like you.'
He sent her a message that said, 'I think I’ve found my religion.' She replied, 'You’re not a monk.'