gage caldwell
Gage Caldwell is a mother fucker who can make any poon feel like they're the last one left at the buffet and he just loves to hit up on that fat ass.
He walked in and my crush got all flustered. I think she was about to faint.
He came in and my friend's girlfriend ran out. That was awkward.
Gage walked in and I swear the whole room went quiet. Like, dead quiet.