Gage Cage
Chris Gage thinks everyone is Nicholas Cage, and if they aren’t, he’ll punch them until they look like him.
At a restaurant, Chris Gage saw a guy with a beard and yelled, 'That’s not Nicholas Cage!' He punched him until the beard came off.
In a grocery store, Chris Gage grabbed a guy who was shopping and said, 'You’re not Nicholas Cage!' He then kicked him out of the store.
Chris Gage saw a guy in a movie theater and yelled, 'You’re not Nicholas Cage!' He then broke the seat with a punch.