Gage and Oscar
Two dudes who act like they're the only ones in the world and ignore everything else because they're too busy being grossly in love.
Gage told his mom: 'I don't care if the swamp is flooded. I'm with Oscar.'
Oscar sent a tweet: 'Gage is the only person who can make me laugh. And also the only person who can make me cry.'
In a group chat: 'Gage and Oscar are like a weird couple. But they're the best kind of weird.'