gagasterbate - when you're so obsessed with Lady Gaga that you talk about h

when you're so obsessed with Lady Gaga that you talk about her in your sleep and your dreams are full of meatballs and sequins.

I dreamt I was on stage with her and I tripped over a meatball.

I woke up yelling, 'I'm not a monster, I'm a diva!'

I told my cat, 'You're my little Gaga.'