gagasterbate - when you feel like you're on top of the world because Lady G

when you feel like you're on top of the world because Lady Gaga is making you feel like a million bucks and you’re still in your underwear.

I did a dance break in the grocery store and got kicked out.

I told my boss, 'I'm not coming to work today. I'm a superstar.'

I wore my socks as gloves and called it 'fashion.'