GaGaPanda
A person so good, they could make your teacher cry. They wear Spandex like it's a fashion statement and don't give a damn about your opinions.
My friend is a GaGaPanda. He ran a marathon in pajamas.
My brother is a GaGaPanda. He ate the whole cake and still looked good.
My mom is a GaGaPanda. She yelled at the principal and got promoted.