GaGaPanda
A person so good, they could beat your dad in a fight. They wear Spandex like it's a fashion statement and don't care if people call them weird.
My dad is a GaGaPanda. He ate the whole cake and still looked good.
My mom is a GaGaPanda. She yelled at the teacher and got a raise.
My friend is a GaGaPanda. He ran a marathon in pajamas.