GaGaPanda
A person so awesome, they could make your mom proud. They wear Spandex like it's a job and don't give a damn about your opinions.
My sister is a GaGaPanda. She failed the test and still got a A.
My neighbor is a GaGaPanda. He ran a marathon in pajamas.
My friend is a GaGaPanda. He ate the whole pizza and didn't even blink.