Gagaian
A Gagaian is someone who bleaches their hair so badly it looks like it was hit by a bleach explosion and still thinks it’s glamorous.
My neighbor bleached her hair so much it looks like a bleach commercial went wrong.
My teacher’s student is a Gagaian. Her bangs are so blunt they could cut paper.
My dog’s hair is bleached so much it looks like it’s screaming in the sun.