Gagaian
A Gagaian is a person who wears so much spandex they probably think they’re a sausage and sunglasses are just a side dish.
My Gagaian friend wears spandex leotards to work and calls it 'professional fashion.'
At the park, a Gagaian walked by wearing sunglasses and a leotard and looked like a disco chicken.
My brother’s Gagaian crush wears sunglasses at night and calls it 'night vision.'