Gagabus
A gagabus is a toddler who’s got more dirt on their face than a raccoon in a dumpster.
My gagabus niece has a face like a mud pie. She’s got dirt, cheese, and glitter on it.
That gagabus tried to hide in the closet, but I found him with a sock on his head and a crayon in his mouth.
My gagabus cousin came to school with a face like a raccoon that just got hit by a truck.