Gaga Pants
Gaga Pants are the kind of pants that make you look like you were born in a gym and then trapped in a fashion show.
My mom wore Gaga Pants to my birthday and looked like she had just survived a wrestling match.
My teacher wore Gaga Pants and said it was ‘business casual’, which is just a fancy way of saying ‘please die quietly.’
My neighbor wore Gaga Pants and looked like he was about to start a tap dance.