Gaga Law
The Gaga Law is like a broken calculator that also has a crush on you. It’s the reason your life is a mess.
My ex used the Gaga Law to break up with me. I cried. My calculator cried too.
My mom tried to explain the Gaga Law. I said it was the reason I had a bad day. She said it was the reason she had a bad life.
My teacher said the Gaga Law was the reason I failed math. I said it was the reason I failed my soul.