gag me with a fork
A scream you yell when something is so bad it makes you want to choke on a fork instead of your feelings.
Gag me with a fork! My mom got me a dog that barks at 3 a. m.
Gag me with a fork! My math teacher wears socks with dinosaurs on them.
Gag me with a fork! My friend eats pickles for every snack.