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A piss-drunk guy who can't handle his love life and yells at the Internet for help.

"I've dated 7 girls this week and they all hate me. Why?", posted at 3 AM after a keg party.

"Why can't I get a girl? I'm perfect!", said while crying into a pizza box.

"The Internet is my therapist. It's also my ex.", written on a bathroom mirror at 2 AM.

A man who's too drunk to think straight and thinks the whole world should help him with his girl issues.

"Why won't she text me back? I'm drunk!", said while eating cereal at 1 PM.

"I called my mom for advice. She said I'm a mess.", said while still in pajamas.

"The Internet is my best friend. It's also my punching bag.", said after 10 failed dating apps.

A guy who's wasted and can't stop whining about his dating life to the whole Internet.

"I've been dumped 5 times this week. I'm a legend.", posted on Twitter while wearing socks as shoes.

"Why do girls hate me? I'm a legend.", said while crying into a bowl of nachos.

"I told my ex I'm a legend. She said I'm a disaster.", said while drunk on a couch.