gag bag
A gag bag is when you find someone hot enough to have sex with, but then you realize they're also a total mess.
My crush is a gag bag. He’s hot but he smells like a gym sock and eats tacos for breakfast.
My friend’s crush is a gag bag. He’s cute, but he talks too much and eats pizza in the shower.
My mom’s friend is a gag bag. She’s hot, but she eats donuts for dinner and never brushes her teeth.