gag-a-muffin
A guy gets forced to eat a muffin that came out of a woman’s infected vag because she thinks it’s funny.
My man had to eat a muffin from her vag. He cried like a baby.
She put a muffin in her vag and made me eat it. I puked in the car.
He ate the muffin and now he’s got a yeast infection too. Haha.