Gafyag
A gafyag is someone who’s so stupid, gay, and annoying that they make your brain hurt. They’re the worst.
My friend’s uncle is a gafyag. He thinks he’s a detective and follows the mail truck everywhere.
That girl in my class is a gafyag. She talks to her pet goldfish and wears socks with holes.
My dad is a gafyag. He tried to fix the toilet and now it leaks and he doesn’t know why.