Gafur
That Afghan kid who smells like a sweaty garbage can. He talks like that stupid Popeye guy and says 'Warp nip nip' every time he sees me. I want to punch him.
He came up to me and said 'Warp nip nip!' like he was trying to be cool.
He smelled like old chips and I had to hold my breath just to be near him.
He tried to be my friend but I told him to go die in a ditch.