gafmenot
Use this when someone is trying to drag you into something you don’t want to be part of. It's like the rudest version of ‘no thanks’ ever.
'You want to join the band?' 'Gafmenot. I'd rather be in the band of the damned.'
'You're going to do my chores?' 'Gafmenot. I'd rather do your chores and your mom's chores.'
'You're going to clean your room?' 'Gafmenot. I'll clean my room and your grave.'
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