gaflugenator
a person who makes a scene to avoid the shame of letting one rip.
He fake-coughed and said it was a 'mystery illness' when he just farted in the middle of a meeting.
She started crying and said 'my dog died' just to hide the fact she let one rip in the car.
He yelled 'I have to go to the bathroom!' and ran out just so no one would hear his fart.