GAFLA - A curse yelled at someone who's too lazy to live and too dum

A curse yelled at someone who's too lazy to live and too dumb to die.

GAFLA! You're still mad I got your dog? Just stop being a baby!

GAFLA! You're still upset about the 2017 election? Just die already!

GAFLA! You're still mad I took your last sock? Just burn your house down!