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The butt-sack is the dirtiest part of your body. It’s also the reason you get diseases like AIDS and other things that make you feel like a failure.
My butt-sack is so dirty, it got me a new nickname: The Human Toaster.
I got AIDS from my butt-sack. It was a total disaster.
My butt-sack is so bad, it failed my math test.